"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." – E.L. Doctorow
Two reviews in a month? It's almost as if I have discovered that I can devote 10 minutes of social media time to being pathetically and laughably just above the unproductive line. I'm starting to wonder if I have ADHD with the way I get distracted on top of the monumental laziness that seems to... Continue Reading →
Well... how time flies. It has been a little more than a year since I wrote one of these reviews. Amazingly I did not realize that until I just checked the date on Queens of the Mild. What have I been doing all this time, you may ask? The answer is simple and moderately depressing.... Continue Reading →
June of last year I published a review of Nicholas Eames' Kings of the Wyld (see Expendable Fantasy Edition) and I loved it. It was everything I loved about DnD, humor, and fantasy in one package. The pacing was perfect for the story. The POV character colored the world in shades of dry, sarcasm. Most... Continue Reading →
Look at me being all productive and not pissing out a jagged hellrock! Working on my first review since May - holy shit! Since May?! Have I seriously spent this much of the last several months drugged up and staring at a computer screen? Take this as a life lesson - constantly being on painkillers... Continue Reading →
You might be wondering "What the fuck is this?" At least people would be wondering that if I had anything resembling a fanbase rather than a random assortment of lunatics that accidentally hit a link to my blog. Well... I have spent the last couple of months sick and extraordinarily unproductive. The whys are spectacularly... Continue Reading →
Alright. Time for something a long time coming. Revenge. See way back last year a friend of mine suggested that I read John Ringo's Paladin of Shadows and I suffered greatly in a process chronicled in my 3 part Fuck You, John Ringo! series. Since then he has apologized many times while waiting patiently for my hate... Continue Reading →
I have meant to write about this game since I first discovered it but that intention kept slipping away. I'd forget about it for days on end only for something to remind me and then just as easily lose it again. My initial response is to blame my less than pleasant physical health but I... Continue Reading →
Hello? Is anyone here? Anyone seen my health issues? This is usually the point in my work where they mercilessly work me over like I owe them money and leave me pissing jagged hellrocks. Seriously. Anyone seen them? No? Holy shit. I might actually be able to get some work done. To celebrate my temporary lack... Continue Reading →
I meant to write this review a week ago and what I mean by that is that I had planned on starting to read this book before that particular point in time. Try to keep it to as close to a book a week as I can. As may be evidently clear by now I... Continue Reading →
My much delayed return to reviewing is finally upon us! And by us I am, of course, referring to the 3 bored people and an alpaca named Joe that was mistakenly left near a computer that will see what I am doing here. All joking aside it has been a long road back to productivity.... Continue Reading →
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